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I love sarcasm. I really love it....

stefnsailor41:

LEGENDS.  

God bless these men

Oh my Lanta

7/19/14: Andrew Shaw gropes by proxy

ohseggy:

Blackhawks model new merchandise (x)

Oh my…..

alloftheginjointsinalltheworld:

Declan: P-P-P

Patrick: Patrick?! Are you tryna say
Patrick! C’mon you can do it buddy!

Declan: P-P-Pete and I attacked the laws of Astoria
with promise and precision and mess of youthful innocence
And I read about the afterlife
But I never really lived more than an hour (more than an hour)

Patrick: AND I SAAAAAID

rxdeyes:

THE FALL OUT KIDZ

haunteddun:

Declan Stump is like 2 hours old and he’s already richer, more attractive, and has a brighter future than me,

punkrock-holmes:

This ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race.

A) scene. It’s an arms race

B) scene, it’s a goddamnarmsrace

C) scene, it’s a GER DER ARH REH

D) scene; it’s an arms race

E) no change 

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

Shannonnnn nomnomnomnomomnom

Shannonnnn nomnomnomnomomnom

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality